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Post  Team Penguin on Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:57 pm

I hereby state that I shall only set foot in the vault. This is my home.

I entrust you thou soldier heros, and two son, Afghanistan, my jewels. On this evening you still repent and obey. To the soldier's sins, thee may cure by watching over these jewels. You will be granted these gifts, by god's hand of them all, on you.


1. For the watching of my jewels, Westboro Baptist Church will picket your funerals.



As King Henry would say, perchance, upon a night
"...to wish myself (specially an evening) in my sweetheart's arms,
whose pretty ducks I trust shortly to kiss."



YOURS TRULY, KING HENRY PENGUIN, THE FIRST.

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Penguin Beyond 2014

Post  Team Penguin on Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:20 pm

I once made a topic of the staffing of my kingdom on ARH+KHAMCITY Community UNITED KINGDOM. I come. To this place.


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I, King Henry Tudor by the Grace of God, King of England, of six wives,

Catherine of Aragon
Anne Boleyn
Jane Seymour
Anne of Cleves
Catherine Howard
Catherine Parr

cometh.


And I have an announcement. At the end of Dark Knight Rises, a scene is shown that Johnathan Blake becomes the Batman for the next Batman movie, a reboot and a basement of Batman Beyond, where I am the MAIN ANTAGONIST. I manufacture an allegiance with Lex Luthor and begin manipulation of the JLA spacestation, ready to destroy half the planet if my DEMANDS are not met. The righteous Batman II must stop I, the VIII.

Prepare for Penguin Beyond, 2014. It includes the return of Twoface.


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My secret Kingdom.

Post  Team Penguin on Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:37 am

After I was forced to abdicate the throne, I have retired to my most secret sanctum here. I am untouchable by mere mortals.
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Iceberg Lounge is lost, now I hide, waiting for a new home. I am a fallen Cobblepot, fallen from the place of my aristocracy, my birthright.

Post  Team Penguin on Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:25 am

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The Iceberg Lounge, oh tis be a place I lay at. I Oswald Cobblepot, do indeed call the shots, at this place. This red color mayhaps burneth my fine eyes, even the one behind the monocle, that fine work of art scarring my face like stone, transforming into more than a man.
A Cobblepot.


Here I wait, for a more suitable habitat to sit.


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I am an American royalty. But this does not help me get the women, that foul Prince of Gotham, Bruce Wayne does. I do get riches, and these are what I retake Gotham with.


To annunciate the word, Penguin, my much hated, much liked nickname, is to bring upon both respect, and enmity, for one so much as to call me Penguin is denying my true title, that of king. But if you speak it, as a fellow man, then you place yourself close to my level, and to proclaim this you are a punk, you are a fool, and for that you have respect.



However to gain the Penguin's ire, is mere idiocy. The last man to try so's eyes were gouged, he was stoned to death at the Lounge, his limbs snapped, and fed to crows.



I carry a great range of important staves, but these are not ordinary kingly staves, mayhaps they be umbrellas.

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Italian Formula One mogul Flavio Briatore and designer Angelo Galasso created these beautiful crocodile work of art, priced at $50,000. Of course, I have it. The pop-up umbrella works because there is a middle ring connecting to the ribs, when you push down on the ring the umbrella pops out in to a protection cover, a canopy to protect you from foul winds, and dread rain. The original umbrella worked because the ribs are connected to a ring that is connected to the middle part of the umbrella and it slides up and down to render it either open, or not open. Umbrellas are masterful tools, to be repurposed for many devices and odd ends, that my mother always made me carry as a child, in fear of my young frailty. Today I carry them as a momento to her, and as a symbol of the Cobblepott tradition. Most umbrellas are cheap, but this, the spokes are thick, with a rectangular cross-section, and oriented such that the bending moment to flip the umbrella inside out acts through the long axis of the rectangle. The socket is of good quality.



I, King Henry, [Only admins are allowed to see this image], Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepott, deposed Monarch of Arkham City, have it.


Remember, the Billionaire Couture Umbrella is exclusively for Oswald.
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The Vault, is my home. Welcome, anyone who wishes to speak to Penguin.

Post  Team Penguin on Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:17 am

Anyone willing to receive invitations or take tea with my noble self can be here, where you may have a word with me. I hope you will understand to be cordial, interesting, and pleasing to my eye, and that I am a busy man and as such cannot always be present for my noble and valiant servants, so do not irritate me or otherwise disturb the peace and prosperity of the Vault.

Here is a Victorian 1884 Sterling Silver Repousse Tea Set.


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I, Penguin, reside.

Post  Team Penguin on Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:50 am

The Home of I, King Penguin.


Thou people do my bidding here, at the elaborate home of Sir Oswald Cobblepott, your king, and eternal master.



Any who would come here I recieve, my trusty and faithful servants, my glorious and fabulous vassals, my women.
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Post  Team Penguin on Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:56 am

I, Penguin, reside.
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Post  JonnyEvans on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:08 am

You're funny lol!

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Post  Team Penguin on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:09 am

JonnyEvans wrote:You're funny lol!


Why thank you young lad. But I'm really not. Not at all.
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Post  JonnyEvans on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:10 am

Team Penguin wrote:
JonnyEvans wrote:You're funny lol!


Why thank you young lad. But I'm really not. Not at all.
I think you are lol! You're fun lol!

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Post  Team Penguin on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:15 am

JonnyEvans wrote:
Team Penguin wrote:
JonnyEvans wrote:You're funny lol!


Why thank you young lad. But I'm really not. Not at all.
I think you are lol! You're fun lol!

I have brain cancer. That's not very funny.
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Post  JonnyEvans on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:22 am

Team Penguin wrote:
JonnyEvans wrote:
Team Penguin wrote:
JonnyEvans wrote:You're funny lol!


Why thank you young lad. But I'm really not. Not at all.
I think you are lol! You're fun lol!

I have brain cancer. That's not very funny.
silent pale Im really sorry

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Post  Team Penguin on Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:25 am

JonnyEvans wrote:
Team Penguin wrote:
JonnyEvans wrote:
Team Penguin wrote:
JonnyEvans wrote:You're funny lol!


Why thank you young lad. But I'm really not. Not at all.
I think you are lol! You're fun lol!

I have brain cancer. That's not very funny.
silent pale Im really sorry

Enough. There is positively nothing to be sorry of. You do not just talk to one like me, and live free of pain and torment. That comes from all of us. Humankind dwells on pain. Depression. Foolery. Dispense nothing, and live only for the enjoyment of what time have at you. Because there is no other purpose in this world than to do what will, for when we die, there is nothing to commemorate us, nothing to say we lived, ten thousand years this race will be forgot. And what purpose did it ever have? None.
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Post  Team Penguin on Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:28 pm

But the greatest race! The birds, the feathered fowl of aviation will prosper FOREVER!
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